Thursday, January 24, 2008
Cocks Cable, Builder’s Square & Wal-Mart Yesterday I shared some of my frustration with Cox Cable in Slowly, satellite television is growing. Why? MORE CHANNELS FOR LESS MONEY from Direct TV and Dish. The little grey dishes are not that bad looking to me. That little dish is bringing into that humble home, the bountiful joy of television. I've never heard anyone complain about satellite service. But people love to complain about Cox. Cocky companies traditionally have not fared so well in (which is secretly owned, I should add, by Sauron) -- shoppers had to trade with the local mom and pop stores. Our memories are nostalgic, often broadcast in black and white and AM. In truth, particularly in small towns, those stores didn't have a lot of variety. Prices were often ridiculous. This is the deal – take it or leave it. What was a brother going to do, drive to I dislike Wal-Mart, but sometimes I'll don a disguise and shop there. I find it useful to bring along a lawn chair for the check-out line, as they are from hell. I'd bet the Super Wal-Mart at Belle Isle in Wow. It is a pleasure to shop in a Target, even if I'm broke. Wide, clean aisles. Nicely stocked shelves with items made in other places besides Red Comm'niss' Wal-Mart has a slight struggle with the funked up restrooms. I understand there are people in this world who can take a dump in Wal-Mart. I myself cannot. But some people do, and they are exactly the kinds of people who should do that at home, or preferably in the deep woods. Yes, cocky businesses usually get theirs in the end. Remember Builder's Square? There used to be one near NW 36th and May Avenue. When I first bought my home, I constantly needed something. Builder's Square was the only such store nearby. It was famous among my neighbors and me because the store had the rudest, least helpful clerks in Then along came the great Home Depot. The service was unbelievable. I felt guilty asking for anything, as they gushed with service and politeness. Customers were quickly spoiled by Home Depot. Builder's Square was quickly boarded up and closed. For a few months they tried to hang on; the clerks even feigned being nice and helpful for awhile. But it was too late. Now Lowe's is giving Home Depot a run. Could this happen to the great and powerful Wal-Mart? Sure. Most of us already hate the place. But we'd be lost if we couldn't head down there and buy a room air conditioner for $4.00. Wal-Mart is useful for one other thing: eat a few diet pills and head down there at I've often wondered about Wal-Marts in It probably doesn't matter. In the end we'll all be speaking some sort of hybrid Chinese/Spanish dialect. RPH, Esq. N.V. ©Randall P. Hodge, Esq. 2008 |
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