Monday, January 28, 2008
The Republican Primary in Florida Tuesday, January 29th, is the Florida Presidential Primary. In my opinion, Governor Huckabee peaked after Some dickhead campaign aide probably wrote that line for him, and he kept it locked away in case he had a chance to use it. It isn't important what Romney or Mormons believe. They are all Christians, and that is all that matters to me. Even phonier, though, was Huckabee's slick move with the negative commercial he'd planned to run. At a press conference, he announced he wouldn't run a vicious attack ad because it was just wrong. Then he showed the ad to the press corps, billing it as an example of the sort of ad it was wrong to air. Reporters were visibly and audibly amused by the stunt. Still, Huckabee's plan, pundits have speculated, was to get the ad shown over and over in the news story – for free. Huckabee's campaign doesn't have any money. So much for Huckabee. He won My least favorite candidate, John McCain, won the I hope Romney wins tomorrow in I also hope Romney will stop beginning every sentence with "frankly." That is annoying. "Frankly" is a throwaway word. When Romney begins his point with "frankly," one can rest assured he isn't going to be frank about nuthin'. He is far too programmed to say anything frank. At least he has great hair, the best suits, and lots of money. I would like to borrow $85,000.00 from him. Romney is an attractive and articulate candidate with a lot of experience in business and government. His character is impeccable. He saved the Salt Lake Olympic Games from financial ruin, and he protected the athletes and guests from the muslims (they were held only a few months after 9/11). Romney is a family man. He has what looks like about 35 kids. He hasn't been married 20 times like Guiliani, who has angry ex-wives and estranged children all over the place. Governor Romney found a bride, they married, and they've made it work. It doesn't hurt to have old fashioned character and morality in the Oval Office. Mayor Guiliani's campaign is over, barring something unforeseen in I think McCain's time has passed. He is a little long in the tooth. I am always prepared to overlook this in a candidate like Ronald Reagan. John McCain is not Ronald Reagan. If McCain is nominated, he will lose worse than Senator Dole did in 1996. The Republican Party isn't nearly as strong as it was 12 years ago either. McCain isn't particularly articulate. His speech after winning the He has supported and even sponsored some of the dumbest legislation in a generation. His positions on immigration are just plain wrong, which is why his campaign isn't doing better. The guy represents If they want it back, let them come and get it. Wait, that's what they are doing. The Mexican President himself told an audience once that "where Mexicans are, that is Cool. I don't agree. In my view, and in the view of most Americans, "where Mexicans are illegally, that is illegal." Their scheme to retake the land isn't as farfetched as one might think. It will take a little time, but it has begun, and it is alarming. I'm sick and tired of bi-lingual crap in an English speaking country. The diabolical Wal-Mart, which as we know is secretly owned by Sauron, was naturally the first outfit in People are pissed about the sucky economy, Bush's War without End, and immigration. This isn't an original thought on my part. I'm just a parrot, after all. But McCain is wrong on these three issues, and others. That is why Republicans had better not nominate him. He has been in government for about 80 years, and he has cast thousands of votes. Votes that will be researched, taken out of context and hung around his neck like a big S&M dog collar by Hilary Clinton. Speaking of, and assuming she is the nominee, Senator Clinton will beat him with her purse, throw a lamp at him, and if she gets mad enough, she might drag him out by a cannon in Ft. Marcy Park. The Voters are whining again about "change." McCain doesn't represent change. He just wants to be President because it is a swell job. Governor Romney can articulate his positions thematically and symbolically – like Ronald Reagan did – and this will inspire voters. He has goals. There are things he believes in, and things he'd like to do for the country. He has a proven track record in business and government. He can beat Hilary Clinton, who is Sauron's mistress, I might add. Follow the trail back to Here's hoping and predicting that Romney will beat McCain, Huckabee, and Guiliani in Above all, Mitt Romney can pronounce "nuclear." RPH, Esq. N.V. ©Randall P. Hodge, Esq. 2008 |
No comments:
Post a Comment