Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Kosovo, McCain, BuhROCK, & Hillary Boy did I write a thought provoking bit the other night on Kosovo. Never mind that my idea that I also revealed the truth about BaROCK Obama's "wife," who is actually a not half bad drag queen, if you've seen her perform. Seriously. I have the photos. All of that commentary, like President Lincoln, "belongs to the ages" because I hit the wrong damn button. Tonight brings the delicious TMZ-worthy gossip that fat, bald and old John McCain has had him a baby doll now for some time now. She is 40, and he is 97. So much for straight talk. So much for integrity. So much for an American hero. So how does the old, fat, bald, liberal, tax-cut hating, illegal mexican invader loving Senator from We're supposed to believe this big phony John McCain is going to fix a "broken There's a lot there not to like about John McCain. I've only scratched the surface. He is a phony. In the unlikely event he is elected, he'll be a combination of Presidents Ford and Carter. President John McCain will be incompetent, and he will suck. He is a lousy politician, in that he is too quick to dive into bed with democrats. McCain is as bad as the dumb President Bush is about heeding advice. He doesn't. He won't listen to reason, and he is loath to change his mind. Think President Bush (again, the dumb one) after the Baker Commission released its recommendations for getting us out of this war without end in Unless we're going to make I can't stand McCain. Ain't votin' for him. I also hope "the American people in their righteous might" will not elect this African muslim whose grandmother in KENYA has a pet chicken on her lap. Particularly one who comes with a ball and chain named Michelle. Mrs. Obama is likely the meanest woman in the world. You think Hilary was a piece of work? Wait 'til this one lands her broom. Dave Chappelle said something that fits here, but he was talking about Rosie O'Donnell: "she wears underwear with dick holes." Michelle Obama wears Hanes briefs, and she has a weiner. I have the pictures to prove it. Seriously. She ugly too. I hope at this point that Senator Clinton wins. We already know she is evil. Imus believes she is Satan. We know she hates men. We know she shot Vince Foster. We know she is fat. We know her voice is grating. She effed up health care somethin' awful. I know the beast fired the lady who was my secretary when I was on White House Staff from 1983-88. But she is smart, and she learns from her mistakes. Sometimes I am sort of pulling for her. Sometimes I believe part of what I think she was trying to say when she wanted to make a point about something she was avoiding. I also consider she was reared by good conservative stock. Deep down, she must retain some traditional values. She went off to that lesbian college, and they…well…they changed her. Still, perhaps she is the man to kick the muslims in the nuts next time they pull some of their trademark crap, here or somewhere in the world where innocents are trying to live and get by. It won't be BuhROCK. He is the "Manchurian Candidate," and would that he were Manchurian instead of a muslim. Our choices, folks, suck. Seriously. Love, RPH, Esq. N.V. |
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